Me: I had a dream. There was a wolf spider in the living room and you hit it with a broom and we thought it was dead and we walked away... but I came back and it was alive! But it was missing two legs and there was a baby (not ours) on the floor in a car seat and the spider was standing up vertically on the car seat taunting the child and dancing and I yelled for you and you came back running with your broom and the spider scurried off and that's all I remember.
Matt: You need therapy.

Me: I had a dream that I had two fish but only one fish tank. And you lived at Wal-Mart but I couldn't find another fish tank so I had to put one fish in a big freezer bag. Only I realized it couldn't breathe so I'd have to poke a hole in the freezer bag. But I was really afraid of stabbing the fish. I didn't. I knew he would escape though so I kept trying to get someone to take me to Petco to get another fish tank. You had a sister and you loved her more than me. I went to the bathroom and there was a tarantula so I let it crawl out of the bathroom and into the living room towards you guys so that I could pee. Oh and your Wal-Mart/Home was also a school and your sister was a security guard and I went to where the buses come in and made the guy watching them hold my sweater and he kept yelling at me that it wasn't his job and I told him to get over himself... Now I want a fish.

Matt: You're making this up, right?

Me: No!

My dryer is too loud.

Dear Journal,

I have failed you.

Sincerely,
Me.

Just kidding. Really though I have abandoned this and my 30 day challenge (they call that a FAIL) and never even changed the layout like I meant to. Can I do one big 30 day challenge post combining all of the days that I missed and we'll call it even? Well, that's just what you may get. Because I procrastinate and then I wake up and say... what have I done? And before you know it you're in debt with your former college and it's really impeding on your education.... But anyway. I digress. Though... my H key sticks on my laptop and it's driving me crazy and there are freshly made cookies on the stove and I really want to read and dream of the future. I may come back with words tomorrow.