Me: I had a dream. There was a wolf spider in the living room and you hit it with a broom and we thought it was dead and we walked away... but I came back and it was alive! But it was missing two legs and there was a baby (not ours) on the floor in a car seat and the spider was standing up vertically on the car seat taunting the child and dancing and I yelled for you and you came back running with your broom and the spider scurried off and that's all I remember.
Matt: You need therapy.