1. Italian herbs and cheese bread from Subway is heavenly.
2. I don't really think it was a good idea to get jalapenos on my sandwich but I like the anticipation.
3. I'm just talking to you about food right now because I'm fat at heart.
4. Do I have to pee right now? I can't tell.
5. Yes these are facts about me.
6. Seriously I grow so tired of being so narcissistic as to sit down and list facts about myself.
7. I'm allergic to avocados. I think guacamole looks like baby shit so I'm ok with this.
8. I'm wondering if I'll be able to get through The Book Thief. The writing style is hard to get used to. But I've only read a bit so far and I've heard good things.
9. I did in fact take a bath yesterday.
10. My token would be a knife for shanking people. I don't think anyone in the movie got this right.
11. I've decided next time I drink (whenever that is in a land far far away) it's gonna be Jager and Red Bull. I miss long nights.
12. Ron Jeremy was in Ghostbusters.
13. Sookie, are you gonna have sex with Eric or what? I mean he graveled your driveway and he really wants to gravel your driveway if you know what I mean and I think you do, Sookie.
14. Cobb was not dreaming at the end, people, seriously. It wobbled. There was wobbling.
15. Mockingjay and LOST release on the same day... what do I do!?
2. I don't really think it was a good idea to get jalapenos on my sandwich but I like the anticipation.
3. I'm just talking to you about food right now because I'm fat at heart.
4. Do I have to pee right now? I can't tell.
5. Yes these are facts about me.
6. Seriously I grow so tired of being so narcissistic as to sit down and list facts about myself.
7. I'm allergic to avocados. I think guacamole looks like baby shit so I'm ok with this.
8. I'm wondering if I'll be able to get through The Book Thief. The writing style is hard to get used to. But I've only read a bit so far and I've heard good things.
9. I did in fact take a bath yesterday.
10. My token would be a knife for shanking people. I don't think anyone in the movie got this right.
11. I've decided next time I drink (whenever that is in a land far far away) it's gonna be Jager and Red Bull. I miss long nights.
12. Ron Jeremy was in Ghostbusters.
13. Sookie, are you gonna have sex with Eric or what? I mean he graveled your driveway and he really wants to gravel your driveway if you know what I mean and I think you do, Sookie.
14. Cobb was not dreaming at the end, people, seriously. It wobbled. There was wobbling.
15. Mockingjay and LOST release on the same day... what do I do!?