Me: I had a dream that I had two fish but only one fish tank. And you lived at Wal-Mart but I couldn't find another fish tank so I had to put one fish in a big freezer bag. Only I realized it couldn't breathe so I'd have to poke a hole in the freezer bag. But I was really afraid of stabbing the fish. I didn't. I knew he would escape though so I kept trying to get someone to take me to Petco to get another fish tank. You had a sister and you loved her more than me. I went to the bathroom and there was a tarantula so I let it crawl out of the bathroom and into the living room towards you guys so that I could pee. Oh and your Wal-Mart/Home was also a school and your sister was a security guard and I went to where the buses come in and made the guy watching them hold my sweater and he kept yelling at me that it wasn't his job and I told him to get over himself... Now I want a fish.

Matt: You're making this up, right?

Me: No!